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Food for thought.

_dante_sparda_ wrote in warcraftsues Dec 29, 2011 12:49

This article on why Mary Sue is a sexist term crossed a twitter feed I stalk, and I found it interesting enough that I thought I'd pass it along.

( Article text beneath the cut in case of firewalls. )

random, wall of text, over 9000, controversial statement

I come bearing gifts.

malrai wrote in warcraftsues Nov 02, 2011 13:38

We have a doozy, here. On my way between the auction house and the mailbox raising professions on my paladin, I came across this. The "Currently" made me suspicious. I was rewarded.
( YOU MUST BE OVER 9000 YEARS OLD TO READ. )

blatant erper, moon guard is made of fail, demon in disguise, lore-crushing, yer doin it wrong, pretty princess, ow my retinas, flagrsp, wall of text, purple prose, you must be this tall to rp, blood elf, lolwhut, ooc is not ic, over 9000, demon

so much what

zefo1 wrote in warcraftsues Sep 23, 2011 22:32

( Read more... )

flagrsp, stupid emotes, godmode, blood elf, lolwhut, wyrmrest accord, over 9000, high elf, lore crushing

Wat

thinginthetub wrote in warcraftsues Sep 02, 2011 08:29

( There are no words. )

look at me, flagrsp, silly name, half-elf, lolwhut, failadin, wyrmrest accord, underweight, over 9000, lore crushing, demon hunter, theme song

Mentlegen

derpcave wrote in warcraftsues Aug 25, 2011 21:15

( It's okay, WrA. I still love you. )

blatant erper, wallofcutefase, night elf, butthurt, draenei, troll, yer doin it wrong, cutefase, pretty princess, wyrmrest accord, glossary, not a paladin, ow my retinas, look at me, crossover, flagrsp, silly name, wall of text, purple prose, orbs, noble, darkspears are the buttmunkys of azeroth, wankery, failadin, over 9000, theme song

They Were Murdered. Fatally.

derpcave wrote in warcraftsues Aug 02, 2011 14:29

( Today I am feeling sultry... and yet DANGEROUS. )

wall of cutefase, draenei, kewl scars, dragon, yer doin it wrong, wyrmrest accord, i made a journal just to qq, scars, ow my retinas, not a death knight, lore crushing, look at me, flagrsp, wall of text, purple prose, midget, a wizard did it, world pvp genocided ugandan babies, terminally screwball, wankery, dragon in disguise, worgen, failadin, ruined forever, sand people, underweight, death knight, over 9000

(Untitled)

metalsyko wrote in warcraftsues Jul 09, 2011 03:53

Surely, this one's been posted before. It's too beautiful a spectacle not to have been. Either way, it's too fun to not rehash!

( What's 9 foot 2, 1700 pounds, and doesn't make a sound? It's a huma ... no, wait, it's a ???! QUICK, WHERE'S MY POKEBALL? )

apostrophe abuse, wall of cutefase, kewl scars, growth potion, game logic, cutefase, wyrmrest accord, scars, yer doing it wrong, lore crushing, luminous orbs, tats, look at me, flagrsp, silly name, wall of text, purple prose, magically retarded, you make me sic, necrophilia, kewl tats, terminally screwball, half-elf, lolwhut, ruined forever, freaky hybrid, death knight, over 9000, theme song

Not sure if she's trolling...

aksles wrote in warcraftsues Jul 09, 2011 11:15

Came across this epic-length, poorly written character bio/description today in the Cathedral District in Stormwind.

I'm honestly not sure if she's overdone her trolling, or if she is for real. Beware: Her post is longer than the last one I posted, and is poorly written.

(Edit: Photoshop was being a douche, so now we have a huge Imageshack image XD)
( It's hidden under here )

flagrsp, butthurt, godmode, wall of text, draenei, death knight, over 9000, not a death knight

There are no words for this.

aksles wrote in warcraftsues Jul 05, 2011 12:49

( You might want to brace yourself... )

flagrsp, blatant satire, wall of text, over 9000

So much tits

derpcave wrote in warcraftsues Jul 04, 2011 11:11

( Tits and fireworks edition! )

blatant erper, night elf, wall of cutefase, rp outfit, look at moi, furry, yer doin it wrong, pretty princess, wyrmrest accord, ow my retinas, luminous orbs, flagrsp, wall of text, purple prose, magically retarded, orbs, cassaforkingnova, a wizard did it, terminally screwball, lolwhut, wankery, twing-twang, over 9000